Bridge to nowhere

Bridging the gap, looking down the frame to the 1 acre pasture on the north edge of the ranch.

A year ago last April, I looked at a washed out gap along the east edge of the farm yard with a few of my local buddies from Saturday morning coffee and I uttered a few words…. seemingly harmless at the time, but began a project that almost became a legacy.

“Do you think we could push some dirt in there to get across to the other side?”

Well, the talk turned to culverts, wash outs, bulldozers and ….. bridges.

Plans, grew, testosterone flew, and men had visions of power equipment.  Big power equipment. This kind that uses tracks to move, not just tires.

“You could take the wheels off a flat bed trailer and slide it across and have a bridge….”  and then, just like a star of a television drama right before the commercial break, Bob says,” and I think I know a guy who has one.”

The “bridge” arrived a week or so later (wheels still intact) and it became a “one of these days” project.  It sat on the north edge of the farm yard through most of May 2009.

And June.

And July.

And August.  Well, in August, Bob did come by and flip it over and cut oft the wheels because the seller of the bridge “has to have these wheels this week”.  And then, both the wheels and the trailer sat through August.

And September, by then, it was named “the bridge to nowhere” because it sat there, doing nothing and going no where.

And it sat through December’s ice storms, January’s winter thaw, February’s cold snap…..

It sat during a birthday, a new year’s eve and a another birthday.

Hidden through most of the summer by tall grass, the “bridge” sat in the middle of the new horse pasture. I had two offers to buy it, as-is, from my neighbor to the north and a passer by.

But as the fencing for the pasture went up — more on that in another post — Bob moved the trailer down to the gap and a few days later, popped it across the open space.  October.

An angle grinder cuts through a rusted screw that once held a wood floor to the frame of the flat bed trailer

The wooden floor was rotted away and mostly missing.  The strong screws were now rusted to the frame and there are three gaps for the flooring and about 6 remaining rusted screwed per support cross member.  I cut out the screws with an angle grinder and will lay down a new wood floor and build a railing.

Five books for a beginning small farmer

There is nothing more fun for me than learning. And when I can’t learn from a person, reading a book or scanning the Internet is a great alternative. I think there are dozens of essential books for beginning small farmers.  Nothing replaces actual experience on the land, and the advice from more experienced farmers, but I think these five books represent a good starter shelf.

5.  Coop Michael Perry’s book on a year of pigs and parenting gives a great first hand view of life and decisions in a year of living on a new small farm.

4.  Gene Logsdon’s Small Scale Grain Raising is a good introduction to how growing grain doesn’t have to be done with a large tractors and gallons of fuel

3. Also by Logsdon, All Flesh is Grass helps understand the need and work behind proper pasture.

2.  Chickens are often a first livestock addition to a small farm and the Storey’s Guides are great quick reference guides to all kinds of farm animals.

1.  If there is a comprehensive book of how-to, Carla Emery’s The Encyclopedia of Country Living is the go-to book here at Two Mile Ranch when I have questions from gardening to dressing meat, to old remedies for cleaning health and life.

Gene Logsdon’s All Flesh is Grass

booksPage 137: on pasture raised poultry

I can’t resist an aside.  The mindset that leads to consolidation in agriculture, so evident in the chicken business, has also taken place in an alarming degree in human culture, especially in consolidated schooling. Just as we herd more animals into confinement buildings, we herd more children into classrooms.  Then we have no choice but to follow the rule of the chicken factory: One size fits all.  And we justify both kinds of concentration camps with that all-American article of faith:  It’s cheaper per unit; we can’t afford to do otherwise. Then we wonder why we must de-beak chickens and frisk schoolchildren for firearms.

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