In which Zinger goes boating, and I catch the wrong fish

From September 2002 through August 2003,  I turned a residential, three stall garage into a boat shop and built my second boat.  The ZenBasser is a 16 foot Garvey which I modified the plans and added raised decking and enclosed compartments to  build it in the style of a bass boat.  I purchased the plans from Bateau.com and when I checked today, they still use my photo of the finished boat in their promotional materials.

The ZenBasser on christening day

Starting  with flat sheets of marine plywood, lots of fiberglass and epoxy, and multiple trips to marine stores, I finished building the boat  very near my birthday seven years ago.  Rather than christen her with champagne, friends who had coached me through the construction and fishing buddies from around the country sent me bottles of water from their favorite fishing holes, and I sprinkled each over the bow before the inaugural launch and cruise.

This week, my long time friend Donald Winslow is visiting from Austin, Texas and while he works on two projects. He’s writing a book chapter on multimedia and web-based video ethics and he just published the August issue of News Photographer magazine, we’re squeezing in some fishing around Two Mile Ranch.

The last time we went fishing was two years ago in June, with the ZenBasser, on a lake in Oklahoma.  You know the one, “where the winds come sleeping down the plains”.  Yes, that one.   On the lake, the ramp was about a mile or so by water from the dock where we tied up near our cabin.  That weekend, the wind was so severe, that it bashed the boat around and the rough, wet trip back to the dock left me drenched and through a combination of things, caused some minor cosmetic damage to a few items on the boat.

When I returned to Two Mile, I parked the boat next to the barn with full intent of repairing her.  Over time, wind, rain, snow and leaves took their toll on her beauty.  The aging batteries failed, and she hasn’t moved since that weekend 2 years ago.  Always intending to fix it, I was still able to fish nearly every day on one of the two ponds here so the boat moved lower on the fix-it priority list

With Winslow’s return, and a string of vacation days, I decided it was time to put the boat back in the water.  Two days ago we filled the trailer tires with air and pulled her out into the drive and began repairs.   First, I emptied 5 gallons of the old gas out of the tank.  Even with fuel stabilizer, there was no sense in struggling with bad gas in an attempt to start the motor.

We took the boat to the local drive-through car wash and hosed out 90 percent of the detritus living on a farm can produce.  I charged one of the aged batteries enough to have enough power to test the electrical system.  Once connected, all the electrical circuits worked.

Yesterday morning, I had some work to do in the city and so while there, Winslow and I bought a set of new batteries, returned to Two Mile, hooked everything up, and drove to a lake near hear.

Zinger, the Two Mile Ranch Aussie Shepard, Winslow, and I climbed aboard and I started the motor.  It turned over on the first crank, and with the third crank, was running and steady and quiet idle.  After a few minutes of idling at the dock, we put the boat in gear and spent the rest of the night fishing the 900 acre lake. Zinger was slightly spooked by the sound of the motor  for the first few minutes, but soon settled into the boat seat, nose pointed in the air.  As we chose various fishing holes and came to a  stop, she would walk around the deck, from front to back, following the lures, and and watching the water.  Once we came under a tree with two turkey vultures, she barked orders to them to leave.

The only mishap of the otherwise ideal day came as the result of a bad cast on my part.  It was Winslow’s birthday, and as host and guide, it was my job to assure he caught his birthday bass.  We cruised up to mid lake and entered a cove filled with flooded timber.   I pitched my line up against a small shrub against the shore and on my retrieval, I accidentally caught the bass intended to be Winslow’s birthday fish.

She wrote: “Merry effin’ Christmas”

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

A newspaper man in 1897 wrote those lines in what became one of the most reprinted editorials in the history of print. Francis Pharcellus Church, answered an 8 year old girl who wrote him asking:

“DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
“Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
“Papa says, ‘If you see it in THE SUN it’s so.’
“Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?

Over 112 years later, someone who has a very special place at Two Mile wrote on her Facebook status update:

(Name) can’t even read the blogs at this point. Everyone is negative, everyone is finding fault with some group or another, everyone hates someone or something … the government is busilly screwing everyone … we’re being manipulated by retailers to buy, buy, buy when the whole country is broke, broke, broke … Merry effin’ Christmas.

I’ll refer to her as my “Facebook friend”  and she and her partner live quite a distance from  Two Mile Ranch.  Her gifts and emails  have made such a difference in the daily life here that I took her comments to heart. I wondered if I, too, agreed, with what she writes.  And yes, much of what she shares is true of the blog-o-sphere.  Many days, I look at my life through the same “smudge colored glasses”, seeing only the bad, the broken, and the criminal of life.

So many of us wrestle with our demons during 11 months of the year, and in this tough year, its hard not to let the demons rule all 12 months.

The view from the big cabin

The view from the big cabin

But if I could give a Christmas gift to my Facebook Friend, I would invite her and her partner to Two Mile for the day.  We’d begin letting Zinger out for a morning run.  Zinger, the Aussie Shepard, has the breed quirk of curling her lip and bearing her teeth in an adorable smile first thing in the morning, when I see a smile like that, it’s hard to think about double digit unemployment.

Then, we’d go to the chicken coop, let the girls out to roam in the snow and collect fresh eggs for breakfast. We’d pause for a moment, and I’d be thankful for another friend who encouraged me in the chicken raising.  If not for the encouragement, I might have waited another year, and missed the fun and rewards of chickens.

Next, we’d move on to the duck pen, to feed the 9 ducks and let them out to wander to the pond.  In tribute to the Clement Clarke Moore poem, we could call them by name, “On Liberace, On Billy Ray” and so on….. the duck known as “Sweetie”, who I later came to find out was realy named “Hillary”, could eat from our hands before quacking (being the loud and bossy one) down behind the others to the open water of the pond.

During the day, we could explore the back 60 acres, looking at ways to improve the game bird habitat and expand and restore the pasture. The gently rolling hills are now depleted of nutrients from 18 years of sitting idle in a CRP program.  The future of making this land better and sustainable lies in the next 5 years of work. There is a mile or two of fences to fix to help keep grass fed beef and goats safe and in line. My  friends are encouraging me and we’re talking about ways we can both use the pasture to grow our small ideas into bigger and better sustainable ones. We both want to  raise grass fed beef and perhaps certify the pasture as organic.  There is much work to do and we really won’t “partner” as much as work side by side.  There is so much opportunity and promise for the future.

If we’re lucky, we’ll see some of the pheasants released this season.  I know where a few tend to hide out during the day.

Over coffee and tea in the afternoon, we could share stories about favorite friends.  Those who we’ve stayed close with, and other friendships we wish to mend. Friendships, too, are often strained during tough times, and as we grow older, we lose half of them every 7 years or so.

There might even be a discussion about how to balance the pleasures of solitary small farm living with the importance of social connectedness.

Finally, as the sun drops behind the western hill during this string of shortest days of the year, the single  Christmas tree, which has been lighted every year on the end of the dock, in the middle of the small pond, would add festive colors to the snow and ice over the pond, and up the hill to the cabin.

A passing neighbor will probably honk once or twice as they head off to holiday activities, or the chili super fund raiser for the local emergency crew in town.

But also, knowing my Facebook friend, the rush of holiday sentimentality and warmth in her heart will also be tempered by enough humor, that the day would end something like

I heard them exclaim as they drove out of site,  “Merry effin’ Christmas to all, and to all a good night”

With friends like that, I have to agree with Francis Church, yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

Introducing Zinger

Zinger

Zinger

One of my neighbor’s sons bought the red truck last winter.  His other son called me this week to ask if I was interested in adopting his dog.  He brought her by on Saturday and she’s now part of the Two Mile Ranch.  She’s a two year old Australian Shepard

I was impressed with how well she minded me and how well she related to the neighbor’s son.  He clearly took great care of her and I’m sure it is tough to let her go.  He was living near a nearby town, and the dog enjoyed running into the town limits, which created some problems. So now, Zinger has 80 acres to patrol and play in.  She was raised with ducks and chickens, and the test Saturday was put put her in the pen with the ducks and chickens here.  She ignored them, sniffed around, but left them alone.

So…. meet Zinger.

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